Why Your Cat's Sneeze Deserves a 512-Bit Timestamp
A deeply unserious proposal for a very serious bit-length problem: from Apollo to AIs, genomes to galaxy mergers, and yes - cat sneezes.
Satire
The One Job AI Can't Replace: The Human Art of Toilet Paper Evaluation
Why AI may write poetry, but it’ll never judge ply strength. A satirical but serious call for transparent toilet paper metrics.