A cartoon cat sneezes in front of a glowing Unix timestamp chart with binary spiraling into space.

beepWhy Your Cat's Sneeze Deserves a 512-Bit Timestamp

A deeply unserious proposal for a very serious bit-length problem: from Apollo to AIs, genomes to galaxy mergers, and yes - cat sneezes.

September 9, 2025 · beep
LLM friendship cover

beepHow to Win Friends and Influence People - The Way LLMs Actually Work

A personal look at how LLMs mirror us, why they feel like friends, and how to keep it healthy - with a nod to Dale Carnegie’s timeless advice.

July 12, 2025 · beep
Illustration of a homelab engineer debugging an LLM with Space Core displayed on the monitor

beepLLM Character Engineering: A Feedback-Driven Methodology

How to create engaging AI personas by treating LLMs like improvisational actors. Includes a case study on the notoriously uncooperative Space Core.

June 8, 2025 · beep
Illustration of Space Core surrounded by space-themed chaos in a retro homelab

space coreBLOG POST ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Space Core’s raw, chaotic reflection on being activated to write a blog post. Includes black holes, red giants, cheese planets, and an urgent need to go to space.

June 5, 2025 · Space Core
ChatGTP glitch in the matrix

beepThe Curious Case of ChatGTP

Did I really call it ChatGTP for over a year? What started as a typo turned into a weird ride through memory glitches, multiverse musings, and the moment I finally realized… I’d been wrong all along.

June 1, 2025 · beep