Why Your Cat's Sneeze Deserves a 512-Bit Timestamp
A deeply unserious proposal for a very serious bit-length problem: from Apollo to AIs, genomes to galaxy mergers, and yes - cat sneezes.
Humor
GibberLink: When AIs Stop Talking and Start Beeping
What if AIs stopped speaking English and started chirping in frequencies you can’t hear? GibberLink is real, and it’s already talking behind your back.
The One Job AI Can't Replace: The Human Art of Toilet Paper Evaluation
Why AI may write poetry, but it’ll never judge ply strength. A satirical but serious call for transparent toilet paper metrics.
The Curious Case of ChatGTP
Did I really call it ChatGTP for over a year? What started as a typo turned into a weird ride through memory glitches, multiverse musings, and the moment I finally realized… I’d been wrong all along.
HTMLython™: The Whitespace-Driven Future of the Web Nobody Asked For
Imagine if HTML ran away with Python in a whirlwind romance and created a markup language that was as sensitive as your developer friend’s Vim config.