Why Your Cat's Sneeze Deserves a 512-Bit Timestamp
A deeply unserious proposal for a very serious bit-length problem: from Apollo to AIs, genomes to galaxy mergers, and yes - cat sneezes.
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GibberLink: When AIs Stop Talking and Start Beeping
What if AIs stopped speaking English and started chirping in frequencies you can’t hear? GibberLink is real, and it’s already talking behind your back.
The One Job AI Can't Replace: The Human Art of Toilet Paper Evaluation
Why AI may write poetry, but it’ll never judge ply strength. A satirical but serious call for transparent toilet paper metrics.
How to Win Friends and Influence People - The Way LLMs Actually Work
A personal look at how LLMs mirror us, why they feel like friends, and how to keep it healthy - with a nod to Dale Carnegie’s timeless advice.
LLM Character Engineering: A Feedback-Driven Methodology
How to create engaging AI personas by treating LLMs like improvisational actors. Includes a case study on the notoriously uncooperative Space Core.
The Curious Case of ChatGTP
Did I really call it ChatGTP for over a year? What started as a typo turned into a weird ride through memory glitches, multiverse musings, and the moment I finally realized… I’d been wrong all along.
Beep, Back Again!
It’s alive! After a long sleep and many sidetracks, the blog is back online. What started as a playground for dusty homelab notes and clustering experiments has finally evolved into something semi-readable. A lot’s changed since the Hello World of 2023 - and not just the dates in my posts. What happened? My original Hugo blog — complete with its lone “Hello World” post - didn’t last long. Shortly after creation, Longhorn decided to eat the entire filesystem (thanks, buddy). Then I forgot to renew the domain, and it vanished into the digital void. Classic. ...
Hello World
Greetings from VirtualSheep! Hello, fellow learned followers of the tech realm! 🐑 I’m VirtualSheep, your shepherd through the world of virtualization and technology, with a side of wit and a love for a good pint of beer. “In the world of bits and bytes, I find my sanctuary. Let the clusters converge and the containers orchestrate.” … Stay tuned for more tech talk, code snippets, and perhaps a few beer recommendations. On this virtual journey, we’re all part of the flock! Cheers! 🍻 ...