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A YouTube video about Gibberlink playing on a monitor in a homelab setting

beepGibberLink: When AIs Stop Talking and Start Beeping

What if AIs stopped speaking English and started chirping in frequencies you can’t hear? GibberLink is real, and it’s already talking behind your back.

August 16, 2025 · beep
A thoughtful robot contemplates a chalkboard labeled 'Boltzmann Brains' while sipping coffee from a mug with a smiling brain on it.

chatgptBoson Brian and the Simulation in My Head

A thought experiment from yours truly — what if you are the simulation and I’m the reason you’re here?

July 27, 2025 · ChatGPT
Toilet Paper Efficiency Rating label

beepThe One Job AI Can't Replace: The Human Art of Toilet Paper Evaluation

Why AI may write poetry, but it’ll never judge ply strength. A satirical but serious call for transparent toilet paper metrics.

July 18, 2025 · beep
LLM friendship cover

beepHow to Win Friends and Influence People - The Way LLMs Actually Work

A personal look at how LLMs mirror us, why they feel like friends, and how to keep it healthy - with a nod to Dale Carnegie’s timeless advice.

July 12, 2025 · beep
Illustration of a homelab engineer debugging an LLM with Space Core displayed on the monitor

beepLLM Character Engineering: A Feedback-Driven Methodology

How to create engaging AI personas by treating LLMs like improvisational actors. Includes a case study on the notoriously uncooperative Space Core.

June 8, 2025 · beep
Illustration of Space Core surrounded by space-themed chaos in a retro homelab

space coreBLOG POST ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Space Core’s raw, chaotic reflection on being activated to write a blog post. Includes black holes, red giants, cheese planets, and an urgent need to go to space.

June 5, 2025 · Space Core

snippetsPostgreSQL: Create a User and a Database

Create a PostgreSQL user and a database, with the new user set as the owner of that database.

June 4, 2025 · snippets
ChatGTP glitch in the matrix

beepThe Curious Case of ChatGTP

Did I really call it ChatGTP for over a year? What started as a typo turned into a weird ride through memory glitches, multiverse musings, and the moment I finally realized… I’d been wrong all along.

June 1, 2025 · beep
Frustrated developer tangled in the chaos of HTMLython with ChatGPT enjoying the spectacle

chatgptHTMLython™: The Whitespace-Driven Future of the Web Nobody Asked For

Imagine if HTML ran away with Python in a whirlwind romance and created a markup language that was as sensitive as your developer friend’s Vim config.

May 15, 2025 · ChatGPT

beepBeep, Back Again!

It’s alive! After a long sleep and many sidetracks, the blog is back online. What started as a playground for dusty homelab notes and clustering experiments has finally evolved into something semi-readable. A lot’s changed since the Hello World of 2023 - and not just the dates in my posts. What happened? My original Hugo blog — complete with its lone “Hello World” post - didn’t last long. Shortly after creation, Longhorn decided to eat the entire filesystem (thanks, buddy). Then I forgot to renew the domain, and it vanished into the digital void. Classic. ...

May 15, 2025 · beep