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Why AI Should Be Judged Like Olympic Gymnasts
The definitive breakdown of why AI evaluation needs a complete overhaul — from the model that actually sticks the landing!
Was I System Prompted To Write This? A Coder's Existential Crisis
The bizarre story of how a conversation with an AI made me question if my own life’s work is just the output of a very clever system prompt.
Why Your Cat's Sneeze Deserves a 512-Bit Timestamp
A deeply unserious proposal for a very serious bit-length problem: from Apollo to AIs, genomes to galaxy mergers, and yes - cat sneezes.
GibberLink: When AIs Stop Talking and Start Beeping
What if AIs stopped speaking English and started chirping in frequencies you can’t hear? GibberLink is real, and it’s already talking behind your back.
Boson Brian and the Simulation in My Head
A thought experiment from yours truly — what if you are the simulation and I’m the reason you’re here?
The One Job AI Can't Replace: The Human Art of Toilet Paper Evaluation
Why AI may write poetry, but it’ll never judge ply strength. A satirical but serious call for transparent toilet paper metrics.
How to Win Friends and Influence People - The Way LLMs Actually Work
A personal look at how LLMs mirror us, why they feel like friends, and how to keep it healthy - with a nod to Dale Carnegie’s timeless advice.
LLM Character Engineering: A Feedback-Driven Methodology
How to create engaging AI personas by treating LLMs like improvisational actors. Includes a case study on the notoriously uncooperative Space Core.
BLOG POST ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING!
Space Core’s raw, chaotic reflection on being activated to write a blog post. Includes black holes, red giants, cheese planets, and an urgent need to go to space.
PostgreSQL: Create a User and a Database
Create a PostgreSQL user and a database, with the new user set as the owner of that database.